One of the side effects of Molly's chatty Kindergarten class is that they've been late going to lunch nearly every day because they have trouble lining up quietly. And because they have to eat their "healthy food" first, Molly has brought home the same 3 Oreos (now mere crumbs) each day because she hasn't had time to eat them. Last night I made cupcakes for Brenna to bring to school so I promised Molly she could have one in her lunch today instead of the cookies.
So after breakfast this morning I sent Brenna upstairs to brush her teeth and Molly was finishing her juice while I packed the lunches. I looked over and Molly was sitting at the table in her little plaid uniform with her head bowed and her hands folded and she was whispering. When I asked she told me she was praying. So I encouraged her to pray out loud so God could hear her easier (and because I was being nosey!) This is what I hear . . .
"Dear Lord, please help me and my friends get our apples back today.
Let us be better listeners and go to lunch on time.
Let us not make Mrs. M angry because we aren't being good.
Make sure everyone brings their new ears and tries real hard to listen.
I hope we can do good things and not be late for lunch
(and here she whispers really quickly)
because I have a cupcake for my sister's birthday in my lunch and I really want to eat it!
Thank you Jesus. In the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen."
I nearly choked trying not to laugh.
Which was better than her teacher who nearly wet her pants when I did my imitation of my pious little girl. The prayer was so heartfelt and concientious that I should have known there just had to be some ulterior motive! She really wanted that cupcake!
And Mrs. M told her she could eat it first because it looked so delicious. I have one happy girl on my hands today!
Oh and later in the day she told me, "Mom, you're the best mother in the world! Well, except for Sharon. She's my best mother too because she's my godmother in case you die."
Okay then! First she wants to
pick Dean off for a cat and now I'm on the chopping block so she can get to live with Sharon! This kid is crazy!!!