We had a really funny incident this time last year when the little boy next door was here playing. His mom came to get him and although I love them both dearly, I often wonder if perhaps she thinks I'm the worst parent ever. (Then again, she leave her kid here so I must be okay!) She's older than I am and he is their first child (and back then an only) so she's much more particular in her parenting style. For example, she'll tell them all the reasons they shouldn't be walking on the stone wall between our houses. I simply yell "Don't come crying to me if you fall!" You know, things like that which prove I'm a horrible mom.
Anyway, she and I are chatting and the kids are playing (a bit rowdier than usual) upstairs. Brenna comes down looking nervous and announces, "Molly just said the SH word." Hmmmm. Now I'm mentally saying the SH word because my neighbor is sitting right there and of course I have to follow through on this so that she doesn't completely think I'm hopeless as a parent ! I was wondering where this came from because neither Dean nor I swear like that but then again, she could have heard it from someone else. Also I didn't think Brenna even knew there was a bad SH word, but then again she can spell and it doesn't take a brain surgeon to sound that one out! I asked her to tell me what Molly said but she started shifting from one foot to the next in that "Please don't make me repeat it" action. So I ask again and tell her it's okay to say it just this once. Brenna, her cheeks as red as apples, says "She said 'Shut Up'." My neighbor and I did a great job trying not to laugh but I was dying inside. See, in a house with, by comparison, two pretty mellow girls - this was about the worst thing one of them had ever said. We later found out Molly heard it from the movie "Annie" and we had a nice chat about how it wasn't a swear word per se but it still wasn't a nice thing to say.
A year later, Molly still remembers this. The only trouble is she's determined that it's the same for all "negative" words that Mommy doesn't like her saying such as hate, stupid, or pretty much anything said with a nasty tone. The second problem is that, because she can't spell, Molly calls them "PH words." Dean will say something is stupid and all we hear is
"OOOOooooo Daddy said a PH word!" I'll complain that I hate grocery shopping and then I'm the nasty person who uses PH words. We were having lunch with some of her classmates when one of the boys said something was dumb. Molly came marching over to the adults declaring that "Quinn used a PH word!" You could see the wheels turning as the other moms tried to figure out just what he had said that was so offensive. I'm just enjoying this silly little quirk now because soon Molly will be able to spell - and will discover the truth about her good friend Pheobe!
OOOOooooo! Even her name is a PH word!